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McDonald Trump Grabs Yet Another Woman By The Nuggets
Can shocking revelations shift the political landscape, or are some figures simply immune to scandal? This episode takes you on a wild ride through the bizarre world of modern politics, spotlighting everything from Donald Trump's short-lived McDonald's escapades to his contentious remarks about the military and surprising alliances with Elon Musk. We also lighten the mood with amusing anecdotes involving Arnold Palmer's masculinity and Rudy Giuliani's financial woes, all while questioning the absurdity of current political discourse with Tim Walls adding his comedic critique.
What draws voters to controversial figures like Trump, even when shocking allegations loom? We dive into the perplexing loyalty some minority communities express for Trump, despite his divisive statements, and the media's role in amplifying these voices. As we ponder Trump's alleged praise for Hitler and its implications, we touch on the broader narrative of political pettiness, showcasing Trump's peculiar antics, including his attempt to discredit Kamala Harris through an unusual McDonald's stunt. It's a satirical yet insightful exploration of how societal standards have shifted, with throwbacks to earlier scandals like Howard Dean's "Yeehaw" moment.
Amidst the chaos, the critical importance of civic engagement and voting emerges as a central theme. We ponder whether any bombshell revelations could sway Trump's steadfast supporters, given the resilience of his political standing despite past controversies. With the upcoming election looming, we emphasize the personal stakes involved, urging listeners to reflect on the preservation of democracy. This episode promises a captivating mix of humor, critique, and political analysis, questioning what truly influences election outcomes in today’s turbulent political arena.
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Quickly gloss over that's probably not the best choice of terms there Arnold Palmer's dick.
Speaker 2:If you can't see from home, even though we haven't officially started recording, my eyebrows are moving up and down. It might look fake, but it's not.
Speaker 1:Also the model coming forward accusing Donald Trump of groping her after Epstein brought her to Trump Tower. Trump's short stint at McDonald's, Tim Pool quitting podcasting to focus on a family and then saying that he doesn't have. Yeah, that was.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 1:Exactly Tim Walls roasting Elon Trump, calling uh troops suckers and losers.
Speaker 2:Also again, or that just came up again uh, I think it came up again.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, yeah, because kelly's on a recording um yeah, there's been a lot of like kelly, like that's been everywhere right speaking of that.
Speaker 1:he also called Trump a fascist. Obviously, we'll get to that and saying that he likes Hitler and warned Hitler's generals, trump was making fun of Elon's rockets, which is. I just want to point out how, like Elon spending all this money to help Trump try and win an election and Trump is shitting on him. I found that hilarious. No-transcript.
Speaker 4:I found that out and he's like don't buy an EV and Elon's rockets are shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's like you hear it. You hear an explosion. It's just like Elon's rockets. It's so funny.
Speaker 2:And then, when was this Recently?
Speaker 1:This is today Always bite the hand that feeds you, I guess for sure.
Speaker 1:And then trump said that biden's comments about locking them up were illegal. And then I also have a video to play immediately following that where trump is saying he wants to lock up hillary clinton and the biden's um, and then there's a couple of other things. I mean, look, obviously you know there's no way we can cover everything that happens in a week. I mean, I made, I made that video. It's like an hour and 15 minutes long almost, and like there's no fluff and it was. I couldn't cover everything that happened in a month or otherwise it would have been like four times as long. But we also got these stories about the Justice Department sending that letter to Elon Musk's Super PAC about the million dollar giveaway potentially being illegal, and they cut it out. Apparently that was sent on Monday, so DOJ didn't waste any time there for everyone who was asking where's Merrick Garland.
Speaker 2:No, they didn't ask. They said Merrick Garland is not posting about it't ask. They said, like Merrick Garland is not posting about it on Twitter, so therefore he must be doing nothing.
Speaker 1:I try to explain that regularly. Like the Department of Justice typically doesn't do things out in the open until it's ready to file charges and they investigate quite a few things behind the scenes, but like to even send this letter is pretty overt, I mean. Mean, I guess it wasn't like public, so I'm assuming someone for the patent made that public. Oh so Chris Lasavitas thought that his tweets show that he thought that Donald Trump was responsible for the attack on the Capitol on January 6th and we don't know if we'll ever get to that. Npr did an investigation where they found that since 2022, trump threatened to prosecute, investigate, arrest or punish his enemies more than 100 times, including attacks on fellow Americans that he called the enemy from within. I don't know if we'll get to that. Rudy Giuliani having to give up his apartment and a bunch of shit to Shea Moss and Ruby Freeman.
Speaker 4:I love that for him His condo, his apartment, his classic bins, all of his Trump watches.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had a pretty good one on twitter when I was really getting the uh like the apartment and not the sale. Sale price of the apartment no, I think they're getting the physical condo yeah are they a couple?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I mean they're gonna have to to have to. Ok, cool, I mean, I still love that. It's pretty funny that like it's not even like you are forced into liquidation, to sell your items to come to Like no, I want his apartment, I want him to get out of it, I want him to leave his apartment and be forced to sell all of this all of this, um, there's yeah, it's also that election or arizona county election official who pled guilty to refusing to serve his father 2020 midterms.
Speaker 1:Um, and the gop dude that's getting a year and a half in prison for sending russian donations to the trump campaign in 2016. I mean, like it's just it's, there's endless stories. I don't know how many of that, how much of that we'll get to, but we'll try and try and do what we can. One, two, three, four. Hey, this is D-Night.
Speaker 2:This is Carol, this is Ty.
Speaker 1:And both of our boobs and you're listening to the Pardon the Interaction podcast. Carol, beat me to the joke. If listening to the pardon, the insurrection podcast.
Speaker 3:I carol beat me to the joke if you're watching us on youtube.
Speaker 2:Uh, time made it a point.
Speaker 1:I'm the only person who's ever made that joke time made it a point to aim her camera down slightly to include her chest in the shot because apparently she's feeling extraordinary boobalicious. Also, and you're listening to the Pardon the Insurrection podcast where, boobs aside, we're not obsessed with the size of Arnold Palmer's dick. So, of course, like every single week in the political landscape is an absolute shitshow dumpster fire explosion, like Elon's car for his rockets, like I just I'm at this point be in one of those cars or rockets at any time has he
Speaker 2:considered making a submarine why, hasn't he gotten into submersibles. Why do?
Speaker 1:you say that because I don't always see him drive his own brand of car, uh, but of course so somehow, if you missed it and you follow the podcast, uh, I uploaded a video to youtube, also to the audio podcast, uh it's it's a little bit over an hour long. Every single trump scandal from the past month. If you had the opportunity to check that out, kudos to you. If not, you should do that. I would imagine that a lot of you.
Speaker 1:If you're listening to this, you're probably extraordinarily well read and familiar with most of Trump's scandals, so a lot of it likely won't be a surprise to you in terms of like what you'll have been aware of it happening, like what you'll have been aware of it happening. But what I do suspect is you've never seen anything like this, where every single thing is just laid out back to back, to back to back to back non-stop. Um, it's, it was. It was shocking when I was recording it because I was like, actually, this is, I remember all of this and it's absolutely fucking insane that this is just the one, yeah, single month of scandals over an hour long, and obviously I couldn't include everything, or it'd have been like 10 hours long. That's the level of absurd absurdity we were dealing with. And, of course, like, as I spend my entire weekend editing this fucking video, you know, as soon as it drops, trump's like hold my beer. I also also love Hitler's generals. I grab.
Speaker 2:I grab Epstein's girlfriend by the genitals.
Speaker 1:And no, that was in there. Generals are both the genitals. Hold. That, thought Trump was like hold my beer. You know I love Hitler's generals. I also grab Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend by the boobs and, by the way, perhaps there might be a tape of me floating around out there molesting one of my daughter's underage kids. So that was.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So he said wait, he said those, what Well, he didn't know this is figuratively speaking.
Speaker 1:He said hold my beer After all those, after all the work I put into that super long video.
Speaker 2:Wait a minute, he doesn't drink beer.
Speaker 1:Figuratively speaking.
Speaker 2:I figured that out eventually.
Speaker 1:In case you missed it, there's word floating around the rumor mill that there's a video of a trump at a campaign event involving uh numerous donors where apparently he groped or fondled one of the donor's children. The donor was seemed to be. This is allegedly extraordinarily upset about this incident and uh might be shopping this video around. Perhaps, or maybe someone who's involved with the campaign or was present at the event potentially shopping this video around. Now, of note, I would say that it appears as though this person is attempting to shop this video around to right-wing broadcasts, which suggests that this person isn't necessarily uh looking for a legitimate news outlet to present the information, but could possibly get paid to make the story disappear.
Speaker 2:They outlet to present the information but could possibly get paid to make the story disappear they want to be the next story to stormy daniels seems like that could be a possibility.
Speaker 1:Um so yes, but again, minus the disappointing sex well, you never know, we don't know, maybe we don't know what's on the video, um, so I keep a lookout for that. Again, this is rumor mill shit. Nothing's confirmed, but there's a lot of noise behind the scenes and also a bunch of right-wingers on the internet are super spooked, so anything's possible. Um, so obviously it's been a hell of a couple weeks here, apart from trump just wandering around stage doing his dj act at the campaign rally and then, you know, presumably being obsessed with the size of arnold palmer. You know what? We might as well just play a clip of trump being obsessed with the size of arnold palmer's dick, because, you know, for god's sake, I just like, I just stay in this guy, I just don't know words, just play the clip, roll the tape, roll the tape also like.
Speaker 2:Imagine even being in a position to know arnold palmer personally, instead of being talking about what size drink you want. That's crazy. You're so fucking out of touch with reality. My drink doesn't have a penis. You imbecile.
Speaker 1:He's definitely not obsessed with the size of Arnold Palmer's drink.
Speaker 7:But Arnold Palmer was all man and I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women. But this guy, this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man. This man was strong and tough and I refuse to say it. But when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there they said god, that's unbelievable. I had to say it.
Speaker 1:Hey guys, is it gay?
Speaker 2:couldn't say it, I had to say it. Ashley babbitt was killed he was all man.
Speaker 1:All man, is it gay to say that you're wondering. I like to talk about a man taking showers with other men who were talking about the size of his dick it's gay.
Speaker 4:Adjacent, I won't say it's gay, not it's gay it's gay adjacent.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not that we shame people for their sexual proclivities, but I mean, I guess I was gonna say I don't know, but I don't sit around thinking about like what other women's vaginas and vulvas look like and like you know what kind of life are you living, carol, if you're not doing that?
Speaker 1:but what if she has a huge clitoris? What? What if she has a huge clit? Then would you possibly obsess over the idea of what it?
Speaker 2:I guess I wouldn't be like I don't know. There's nothing on the outside of women's genitals that make other women. What if there were reports?
Speaker 1:what if there were reports of I don't know a famous politician?
Speaker 2:boobs. We just have to have boobs as the analog for women.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, ty's got that covered for you, so yeah, we're gonna talk about new, new jealousy.
Speaker 2:It's gonna be the boobs, yeah that's just extraordinarily weird shit.
Speaker 1:I don't know what's going on with this dude.
Speaker 2:Like like again, once upon a time we canceled but the overall point was that it does lead to to me to being maybe gay, because I have not not thought those things about, men I mean yeah, I don't sit around thinking about other dudes, dicks.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, but yes, once upon a time we cancelled Howard Dean's political career for going y'all. I think how far we've come from those days where simple, you know expression having an issue with him excitement no, but I mean maybe not you. Expression I don't remember having an issue with him. Excitement, no, but I mean maybe not you personally, but I'm just saying generally speaking, the public was like no, we can't do this. This guy's got to go.
Speaker 4:This dude is crazy, we can't get behind him.
Speaker 1:We've gone from that to Arnold Palmer's dick. They're eating the cats, arnold.
Speaker 2:Palmer's dick. They're eating the cat, arnold Palmer.
Speaker 4:And Arnold Palmer has a big dick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Now I personally, generally speaking, when I think of Arnold Palmer generally speaking, we'll get to generals in just a second.
Speaker 4:I see what you did there, Carol. I like it.
Speaker 1:When I think of Arnold Palmer, I don't even think of golf. I live in the south. I consume quite often my sweet tea with lemonade, so that is generally how I think of arnold palmer, in any shape, form or fashion it's supposed to be with sweet tea.
Speaker 2:That's too sweet. We have it up here with unsweetened tea it doesn't matter, whatever floats your boat some combination of tea and lemonade, half and half.
Speaker 1:in that regard, yeah, but also speaking of well.
Speaker 2:Sorry, hard-hitting political journalism here on my part. Last year he claimed his iced tea was unsweetened.
Speaker 3:This year. He says it's sweetened.
Speaker 1:Speaking of sweet teas, we have Tim Walls here totally roasting Elon Musk in hilarious fashion.
Speaker 4:Oh yes, I haven't seen this.
Speaker 1:I can't wait to see this. I love this guy, my favorite of the Tims.
Speaker 6:And that's not a joke. But look, I'm not going to waste all the time I'm in. I'm going to talk about his running mate, his running mate, elon Musk. Seriously, seriously. Where is Senator Vance after he got asked the simplest question in the world at the debate did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election? And after two weeks, he finally said no, he didn't. That's where he's been spending his time, but that's it. So look, elon's on that stage jumping around, skipping like a dipshit on these things. You know it.
Speaker 2:Skipping like a dipshit, so I bet the network apologized for his swear word, but they're like totally fine sane-washing fascism.
Speaker 4:Well, they're totally fine with Trump saying Kamala Harris is a shit vice president, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so Tim was extraordinarily accurate in pointing out a couple of things there. Just apart from elon musk being a dipshit, uh, but jumping around on stage like a moron, we've actually discovered the reason why elon's been doing that.
Speaker 1:If you're, if you're curious, if you thought he was simply insane uh, you weren't far off, but the reason to show you his pasty midriff well, part of the part of the reason why he's specifically been jumping around like this with his legs out and his arms out, is because it makes the figure X it makes the what I don't know.
Speaker 1:I heard it makes the letter x the letter he's you know how like you know how, like trump, loves ymc, and then you do the thing elon is is just making an x because, well, obviously he's obsessed with the letter he named, renamed twitter to x, taking billions of dollars of its brand value in doing so, and also he's rolling all day.
Speaker 2:Yeah no, no, it's ketamine, not X. My bad.
Speaker 1:You. I'm sure there's probably some ecstasy involved, allegedly so we don't get sued. So we don't get sued. Uh yeah, but also just pointing out the fact, clearly, that elon musk is now actually donald trump's running mate and he's replaced jd vance is fucking hilarious. So, um, one of the things that's been going on here with elon musk recently is that his pack announced some kind of lottery in um in pennsylvania where he would be awarding individuals who signed up to support his whatever the fuck, proclaiming their support for the first and second amendment but part of the the pack that sends you targeted ads well, yes, that pack as well.
Speaker 1:so part of the requirements to qualify for the sweepstakes is that you must be a registered voter, which apparently seems like some kind of attempt to actually buy votes. Also, in the states Pennsylvania specifically, I think it's illegal for any kind of lottery that's not specifically authorized by the state, for any kind of lottery that's not specifically authorized by the state. So he's likely breaking federal and state law. And just in case you were wondering where Mayor Garland was, apparently the Department of Justice sent the PAC a letter on Monday, not just a couple of days after the announcement of this seeming election scam.
Speaker 1:Yes, and for some strange reason they didn't tell everyone their plan on Twitter. Yeah well, doj was like hey man, cease and desist. It's entirely possible you could be breaking the law and I'm absolutely sure the feds are likely investigating that. And again, if it is some kind of campaign violation or potential gambling, okay, you know, I have a question. Some kind of campaign?
Speaker 4:violation or potential gambling. Okay, you know I have a question. I want to know where Elon is getting this amount of money from, though, yes, he is the richest man in the world, but all of his net worth, all of his monies, are tied to Tesla stock. He is cash poor, so where is he getting the absolute cash to throw into Trump's pack that he put into his little scheme with the Harris? I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4:Contradicting positions like where is he getting this hundred million dollars, this 45 million dollars a month? That is something that I think needs to be actually.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's not worse. Over 200 billion dollars he can sell, you know, a half a billion dollars of Tesla Tesla stock without making too much of a ripple, but he sold so much in his acquisition of Twitter. He did.
Speaker 1:So he is like but another half a billion is probably not going to make a huge difference in terms of, like, the stock evaluation, so I would assume it likely came from the stock. And again, don't forget, like the pact, also like, while he's the largest contributor, he's not the only contributor, so not 100 of the funds are coming directly from him. Um, but it was just extraordinarily funny that not only is tim walls destroying elon mus, but so was his running mate, donald Trump. Like you, just you can't imagine Elon Musk spending all this money trying to help Trump win and then Trump turning around and shitting on him.
Speaker 2:But fuck your car. Well, it's funny because none of them recognize that, like he has no loyalty to anyone, no matter how many times it happens.
Speaker 1:Well, we'll show you that he has absolutely no loyalty to anyone, no matter how many times it happens. Well, we'll show you that he has absolutely no loyalty, right here and look what happened after I left.
Speaker 7:There was an explosion like one of elon's rocket ships.
Speaker 4:Look at that like was that guy holding binoculars or was he saluting like the?
Speaker 1:guy. I don't know, but it's just. It's extraordinarily funny that literally everyone running for office is shitting on elon musk, including the guy elon musk is trying attempting to spin and woke liberals to buy evs yeah which is the anti-trump base.
Speaker 4:So that's fair enough.
Speaker 1:But yeah, if you've noticed here tesla stock is is tanking, actually because democrats are refusing to buy teslas now because of elon musk, they're going out and purchasing different brands of electric cars now. So kudos to that guy way to take your business in in order to be a fucking republican nut job. I mean, of course I'm assuming and that what elon is hoping is that if trump wins, that trump will just grant him unlimited government, um, unlimited government funds in terms and give him the part well, that too.
Speaker 1:So, if you're unaware, elon musk and almost all of his various companies are under some kind of federal investigation, whether it be the Department of Justice, all the way down to OSHA.
Speaker 1:So, it's entirely possible that, like his fortune depends on Trump winning and just to keep him out of jail and just to stop all these investigations into all of his companies. But you know, fingers crossed, trump loses and, like Elon Musk said recently here on the Tucker Carlson interview, he's fucked. Stories that broke concerning General Kelly and comments that he made about Trump during his time in the Trump White House, recordings made public yesterday evening and we'll play some of those for you here. Where well chief, his former chief of staff, john Kelly, is calling Trump a fascist, is calling Trump a fascist?
Speaker 3:Certainly. The former president is in the far right area. He's certainly an authoritarian, admires people who are dictators. He has said that, so he certainly falls into the general definition of fascist, for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, understatement, bro. He's already tried to overthrow the government once and he's calling Americans the enemy of the people and he's threatening to use the military. He's American citizens and there was that one time he tried to have um, uh, it wasn't his buddy, his best, very good friend, murdered.
Speaker 2:Uh, well, yeah, that that too.
Speaker 1:But there was also that time he tried to order the national guard to shoot protesters uh, during the george floyd protest in the knee, and they were like, actually, bro, we not about to do that, we'll resign, um, and don't forget, he also wanted to, like, put alligators in the rio grande he's been watching too much tv, um, but I mean, look, we've.
Speaker 1:we've never been in a situation where so many members of a president's, a former president's cabinet, who's running for real I mean, obviously we barely in that situation anyway, but we're members of a former president's cabinet or coming out on the record to speak out about what a danger he is to the nation. We've never seen anything like this and the media is kind of like yeah, it's a cool story, it's a cool story for a day, but no big deal.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's not like he's you know, it's not like biden being old or anything like let us, let us know, like biden sleeping on the beach, I mean, yeah, let us know when one of these stories uh gets to that level. Uh, you know, perhaps, like I don't know General Kelly speaking here about Trump calling our soldiers suckers and losers?
Speaker 3:He basically said to you that those who died for America on the battlefield were losers and suckers, and he said it more than once. Yes, but he would say it would always did something else would get him going off at times again.
Speaker 1:They never could wrap his arms around why people would serve the country in uniform. What was it for them? That was the general theme.
Speaker 2:Yeah so what is in it for them? Yes, the man who is supposed to be the premier public servant in our country is cannot understand the concept of serving the country serving, just doing any service yeah.
Speaker 1:So, speaking of trump's lack of respect for american servicemen and women, there was also this story where, uh, after the death of a american soldier, you know, trump told the family that he was going to pay them again uh yeah, but like I fuck her sister I'll get to that in just a moment when he said you know the?
Speaker 1:so I think the funeral expenses were going to amount to something like $60,000 and the army was willing to cover some of it, not the entirety of it. Trump proposed that he was going to pay for it, obviously to win some kind of brownie points, and then when he got the bill, he I'm not paying that shit. Basically, I think his exact words were it doesn't cost 60 000 bucks to bury a fucking mexican. And he turned to mark meadows and said and told him he told mark meadows specifically not to pay it. Um, I just have absolutely wild behavior, man. And then, like the sister is on twitter defending trump, um, I just for I don't, I don't, I don't understand why, like I wouldn't defend anyone, get a, let alone vote for someone who referred to my sister who died in the line of duty, as a quote-unquote fucking mexican. Yeah, it's just absolutely wild behavior.
Speaker 2:It's gross. Sometimes I think I'll take my chances with the racism. Sorry, that's an inside thing from the video I saw earlier. We were discussing it, but our audience wasn't.
Speaker 4:I won't take my chances with the pog room, which is what you're going to get, motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Well, feel free to explain the video that you were watching.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I was watching a video of voices along Pennsylvania I'm sorry I don't know the name of the big highway that goes east to west over through Pennsylvania but was like talking to voters there and it was like three quarters Trump voters and one of them was like a Latino kitchen worker and he was saying you know, the economy is probably better with Trump, but a lot of guys in the immigrant and minority communities are afraid of the racism being worse, like it was under Trump and like police bothering you and all this stuff. But then you know, like I don't know, I think it'll be better, I'll take my chances with the racism and I was like, holy shit, where do they like? Is this real people? Are they finding like the dumbest people who will talk to them?
Speaker 1:So, what I was the latter Carol.
Speaker 4:They're finding the dumbest fucking people, because that is.
Speaker 1:Take your chances yeah, if you'll notice outlets like cnn and the washington post or the new york well, I don't know about the washington post but the new york times they'll go out of their way to find like the one in 40 000 black people that are out here supporting trump and then they'll platform that for the black guy with one tooth who's been smoking crack the last 34 years and ask him a question.
Speaker 4:And then they're like oh, black voters said this, Like that's what they do.
Speaker 1:So statistically speaking, 95% of black women, as per the usual, are supporting Kamalaris in the 2024 election and at at the very least 85 of black men or poll in in terms of polling or supporting kamala harris.
Speaker 1:But again, like it's difficult to tell exactly because some of the way the polls done the sample size, especially when it get like are you playing with your boobs as well, carol? Um, so some of the way the poll is done the sample size, especially when it gets like are you playing with your boobs as well, carol? So some of the way polling, some of the ways that polling is done in terms of black voters, is it's just the sample sizes are too small to be predictive in terms of what election results would be, but just if it's anything like 2016, you're probably going to see democratic, the democratic presidential candidate, in this case, kamala harris. It's somewhere around 90 percent of the black vote. So going out of your way to find the handful of weirdos or who are out here like yeah, you know, uh, I, you know, I worry about the racism, but trump's good on the economy, even though like I don't remember if he was black or latino, but um, even weirder.
Speaker 1:Uh, just the fact that, like, first of all, trump didn't do anything great for the economy. He just took over obama's economy and then burned it to the ground. People forget that last part. And then, like again, if you're a latino voter, uh, you're, you, you're, you're addressing that the possibility of voting for trump in terms of he's going to vote the other latino, not me, and like, I feel like that's an extraordinarily dangerous, dangerous game to play. Like, why would you even want to take the gamble of the guy who's saying he's going to invoke the alien enemies act and use the military to round up, uh, quote unquote, immigrants, even though, specifically, he will. Generally speaking, he's talking about, you know, black people, brown people, muslims and jews, and he's not making any distinction to whether or not it matters if they're here or they're. Like, why would you want to take that gamble, especially with a guy who proclaims to you'll never guess, love Hitler.
Speaker 4:Well, we're just one rally away from Trump endorsing 1619. So he keeps going back a decade. He was talking about the terrorists in 1890. Then he goes back to 1798. Yeah, 1619 is approaching.
Speaker 1:Well, let's hear from John Kelly, former chief of staff for Donald Trump, on his praise of Hitler, who apparently has done some good things.
Speaker 3:He would. He commented more than once that you know that Hitler did some good things too, and of course, if you know history, again, I think he's lacking in that. But if you know what Hitler was all about, it would be pretty hard to make an argument that he did anything good.
Speaker 1:So what would you say when he said to you that Hitler did a lot of good things.
Speaker 3:Well, I'd tell him that I said you know, first of all, you should never say that. But if you knew what Hitler was all about, from the beginning to the end, everything he did was in support of his racist, fascist life. You know philosophy, so that nothing he did you could argue was good. It was certainly not done for the right reason. But he would occasionally say that.
Speaker 1:What would he say when you would? Lay that out to him.
Speaker 3:He'd just you know that would be the end of the conversation usually.
Speaker 2:That happened multiple times, really how?
Speaker 1:many times would you possibly be praising Hitler? How many times did you possibly be praising Hitler? Now? I would like to say on the record that the only good thing Hitler has ever done is kill.
Speaker 4:Hitler Kill himself.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, he killed Hitler, youtube Anyway. So you can't talk about Ixnang, your elf say on YouTube yet well, yeah, you know whatever. So no one was talking about that.
Speaker 3:We're talking about Hitler yeah that's what I said Hitler did an amazing job.
Speaker 1:That was a gesture, because I was just explaining it no, you can't say it.
Speaker 1:You can't talk about killing yourself. But that's okay, I'll edit that part out. But yes, hitler did a fantastic job of killing Hitler. That's the best thing he's ever done he had ever done in his life. Apart from that, everything else Hitler did was a fucking travesty and monstrosity, and I would assume that the guy talking about using the military to round up the migrants, who's also claiming to support hitler, at least privately, probably shouldn't be the president of the united states. I feel pretty comfortable saying that I don't feel like that's out of line. I don't feel like I'm being unreasonable in that regard.
Speaker 2:That is not.
Speaker 1:That is not a reckless speculation no it is not, I feel like that's pretty normal conclusion to come to. Now I would imagine if you're listening to this podcast and you're like, huh, that's extraordinarily weird. Trump goes from talking about Arnold Palmer's dick to us getting reports of him praising Hitler and saying that he wishes he had generals like Hitler generals like Hitler. But also he's groping Jeffrey Epstein's girlfriend, which I mean we'll play a video of that for you in a moment. But also he's working a brief stint at McDonald's. Seems extraordinarily weird that someone this stupid be that dangerous. But I mean, obviously trump is just a bag of surprises here either way, will you accept the results of the election.
Speaker 7:Yeah sure, if it's a fair election, I would always. I would always accept the difference. It's gonna be a fair election. We're leading in all the polls, then we're leading in every swing stand. We're doing well and it's uh.
Speaker 2:No, I don't think so so that pisses me off that people keep asking him if he plans to accept the results.
Speaker 4:Carol. You saying that, carol is exactly how I feel.
Speaker 1:It's so frustrating.
Speaker 4:Why do we have to pander to this?
Speaker 2:Why are we even giving air to that idea? It was the same thing last time. Why are you?
Speaker 4:making it normalizing the idea that you can just contest the results, like when you like yeah, no, exactly, carol, exactly every time I hear someone, if he's doing an interview, like will you accept the results, and I I'm like it's cringe, I tense up, I'm like stop asking him that fucking question. And we already know he's not.
Speaker 1:It's extraordinarily frustrating, like you said, not not just because, like obviously, if you have to ask a candidate that question, they're not qualified to hold the office, but also if you have to ask them that question, you already know the fucking answer well that that's appearing as well.
Speaker 1:But also we saw that he didn't accept the results of the last fucking election. He tried to overthrow the government. Why are we pretending like that never happened? Why is that a thing now again media extraordinarily annoying. I get it like just they refuse to treat this, like they refuse to hold trump to have the standard that they hold kamala harris to, and I'm sure like if you're a reasonable person, you find this frustrating as well. I don't understand, but that is to say that in the middle of a staged campaign event where Trump shut down his friends McDonald's In order to pretend like he worked there, in order to somehow discredit Kamala Harris's story of working at a McDonald's.
Speaker 4:It gave everybody high blood pressure as a youth 40 years ago.
Speaker 2:We're all talking at the same time. Due to the law of logical tricks, two presidents cannot both have worked at McDonald's at the same time.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that was a. I didn't know, was it like a law of physics or something? But yeah, so apparently. First of all, the logical tricks. Logical tricks. So kudos to Kamala Harris for shaking Trump up so badly by saying that she worked at a McDonald's 40 years ago, that he felt obligated to try and stage a stunt where he pretended to show up at a McDonald's and work.
Speaker 2:I dropped out of a presidential race 40 years ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wish I could trick him that way, but no. So as someone who worked at McDonald's, you know, 20 something years ago, I can tell you, in all likelihood, like the people who are like, well, she's making up, she can't prove that she's working. Give me now so I worked in a mcdonald's 20 something years ago two things. One, it was a franchise. It wasn't owned by the, the corporation, it was a privately owned company. And then, two, it no longer exists. So it'd be extraordinarily difficult for me to find a way to prove to you that I worked at McDonald's 20 something years ago. So imagine 40 years ago.
Speaker 4:Not to mention then you got paper checks. There was no direct deposit. No, no, direct deposit and you filled out a paper application to like get your fucking job.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think anyone was going through the old McDonald's, no, so personnel files and scanning them.
Speaker 1:Especially, a lot of states have rules on how long you can keep personnel files so the fact that trump showed up to this weird thing just to try and show up, comrade harris, I mean it just backfired spectacularly.
Speaker 4:That just shows the fucking pettiness and the unseriousness of him, that he was triggered, that she spent a summer working at McDonald's 40 years ago and he has harped on that like non-stop every chance he can get what I wanted to point out specifically the thing you did there, where you're like look how unserious he is now part of the issue with trump is that he's extraordinarily dangerous.
Speaker 1:But because he's so fucking ridiculous, many people out there voters included look at the stuff that's extraordinarily dangerous and say, oh, but he doesn't mean it because they see all the things that he does that are so ridiculous, and what I would say is that, in fact, if you give a stupid, ridiculous person power, they're likely to be more dangerous than someone who's actually intelligent enough to know when to tone it down. Um, so, yeah, I mean again, trump's a moron. He's doing all this weird shit. He's staging. You know this fake thing.
Speaker 1:At mcdonald's, he promised to pay for all of the food that was served while he was there. He skipped out on that bill as well. Um, so it's just a pattern of behavior with him. And then, of course, there was an e-coli outbreak from a series of McDonald's immediately after the fact that hospitalized about 50 people and killed one. So you know, if you're sick and throwing up and potentially dying from consuming McDonald's, just remember Trump was probably responsible for that. Um, now on to just an absolutely insane yet another insane breaking story, because it never stops again. As we mentioned previously, apparently trump sexually assaulted, uh, jeffrey epstein's former girlfriend and a woman who was also a model in the 90s, and we have a clip of that for you right here.
Speaker 5:When Jeffrey looked at me and said you know, let's go stop by and see Trump. And so we went to Trump Tower and went up the elevator and moments later Trump was greeting us and he pulled me into him and started groping me. He put his hands all over my breasts, my waist, my butt and I froze.
Speaker 1:And I froze because I was so deeply so that woman, stacey Williams, former model, who met Jeffrey Epstein. They began dating for a few months there in the 90s and I believe sometime in 1993, she was invited over to Trump Tower by Jeffrey Epstein to meet Donald Trump and immediately upon entering the room, Just start kissing him right away.
Speaker 2:I just I'm attracted to beautiful. I just can't help it. I can't help myself. I just start kissing. You can do anything, they just let you do it.
Speaker 1:They just let you do it. So I you know again. You know you can take this story however you want. I would assume the woman probably has no reason to lie about the fact that this incident happened, and then she does have in for well, she does have evidence support the fact um that not only was she dating jeffrey epstein at one point in time, but that she was familiar with donald trump, and she has a handwritten uh, a handwritten card from donald trump with the Palm Beach picture on the front and on the back.
Speaker 2:There's probably thousands of stories like this. I'm not even exaggerating.
Speaker 4:I have a friend who told me a very similar story Sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was just sharing the evidence. So on the back of this postcard, in classic Trump fashion, written in magic marker, it says you know your home, away from home, love Donald. So you know she's got pretty convincing evidence that corroborates that she was familiar, or at least Donald Trump was familiar with her at the time to allegedly substantiate her allegations. But yeah, like you were saying, it's possibly thousands of instances of weird creepy-ass shit from Donald Trump.
Speaker 2:And I'm saying I personally know someone who told me a similar story about him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, very Trump-like behavior, you know probably one Like about her. Oh, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2:uh, yeah, send her my regards I mean, yeah, she's, she's fine, but like you know, yeah, I mean I'm sure she is, but also she was like working as a cocktail waitress or yeah yeah, who wants some creepy old, weird dude groping them upon first sight?
Speaker 1:just because she's OK Doesn't mean it's acceptable. But yeah, normally this would be like. This type of story would totally destroy a presidential candidate dropping two weeks before a presidential election. We'll see, because obviously the media is going to move on to something entirely different tomorrow with with no consequences.
Speaker 4:Trump eats spaghetti. That's probably going to be the headline tomorrow.
Speaker 2:The whole thousands of them could come out and they would just say this is a witch hunt.
Speaker 1:Kamala Harris wasn't entirely convincing at her CNN town hall, but also Trump is out here sexually harassing her.
Speaker 4:Trump served fries. This is why this is bad for Kamala's campaign.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm assuming. If, by some chance, we do actually get this video of Trump potentially sexually molesting or physically assaulting or groping one of his donors' underage kids, that might actually likely make a dent in Trump's chances of possibly winning do you know what dm would have to disagree with you?
Speaker 4:I don't think it will. They don't give a fuck well, it's not gonna.
Speaker 1:It's not going to dethrone trump at the top of the republican party, but just in terms of what it might do for the electorate, it might ensure Trump lost by a point or two in a way that nothing else has seemed to do so far, including being convicted of 34 felony counts of fraud and just being found liable for sexual assault in court, like things that just barely move the needle.
Speaker 1:Maybe seeing the actual video of epstein's best friend, donald trump uh, sexually assaulting a minor might do it for it. Um, but what I would say is, given that we're less than two weeks from an election now, if you haven't had the opportunity to early vote and your state allows, I would suggest suggest you go do that. If not, I expect to see you out there on election day doing your part to save our democracy. Otherwise, if you don't, we're going to have the guy who was telling you how much he loves Hitler and how many good things Hitler has done bringing back the Fourth Reich, and I got to tell tell you me personally and my you know fellow jewish companion here on on the screen, ty you as well, I'm assuming. Neither of us want to live in a fucking concentration camp, if you don't look, I'm past my prime.
Speaker 4:I don't want to be sucking dick for potatoes, so 20 years ago maybe.
Speaker 1:Okay, but yeah no, no. Vote for Kamala Harris if you don't want your favorite podcast host to end up at a concentration camp. And that concludes this episode of Part of the Insurrection.