Pardon The Insurrection

Trump Literally Sucks

Pardon The Insurrection Episode 226

Could the 2024 election be the ultimate test of Schrodinger's democracy? As we approach the big day, we humorously explore the quirks of voting, even musing over the idea that mandatory voting might just be the answer to getting everyone involved. We've lined up a light-hearted look at Kamala Harris's recent surprise cameo on Saturday Night Live, contrasting her charismatic presence with the more calculated image of past figures like Hillary Clinton. It's all hands on deck as we stress the importance of making your vote count in this unpredictable political climate.

Tune in for a wild ride through the spectacle that is Donald Trump's campaign rallies, where bizarre antics and flashy showmanship seem to be the order of the day. We take you through Kamala Harris's energetic efforts to rally voters, including some high-octane events featuring musical artists like Glorilla. But it's not just about the rallies; we also dive into the peculiar and often controversial side of Trump's campaign, from his outlandish comments to the more scandalous revelations about his connections to Jeffrey Epstein, painting a picture of the absurdity in today's political landscape.

On a more controversial note, we dissect the peculiar fascination surrounding homoerotic undertones in political discussions, bringing to light some amusing and eyebrow-raising anecdotes. We delve into the media's role in shaping public perception and question the impact of Trump's scandals on his re-election prospects. Mixing humor with critical analysis, we navigate these bizarre intersections of politics, media, and public perception, drawing parallels between historical political tactics and today's unfolding drama. This episode promises to entertain, provoke thought, and maybe even inspire a few laughs along the way.

Support the show

Support the show:
https://www.buzzsprout.com/2003879/support

Follow our show's hosts on
Twitter:

twitter.com/@CoolTXchick
twitter.com/@Caroldedwine
twitter.com/taradublinrocks
twitter.com/blackknight10k
twitter.com/@pardonpod

Find Tara's book here:
Taradublinrocks.com

Find Ty's book here:
Consequence of Choice

Subscribe to Tara's substack:
taradublin.substack.com

Subscribe to Ty's substack:
https://theworldasiseeit.substack.com/


Support Our Sponsor: Sheets & Giggles

Eucalyptus Sheets (Recommended):

Sleep Mask (I use this every night)

Eucalyptus Comfortor

...

Speaker 1:

one, two, three, four. Hey, this is d night this is carol.

Speaker 1:

This is ty listening to the pardon the insurrection podcast, where, despite how pro blowjob I am, I never want to see trump suck on anything. Um. So we're days before the the 2024 election. As I've noted here lately, we've been living in Schrodinger's democracy, where we're all going to open the results of the 2024 election and find out whether democracy is in fact, alive or dead. If you've yet to vote, I think early voting for most states is already over, so you missed your opportunity to do that, but there's still the possibility for you to show up on Tuesday, cast your vote.

Speaker 4:

It's not just a possibility, it is a requirement it is an imperative a moral imperative you better fucking vote to the polling station on Tuesday we should do a like if you're eligible to vote and you don't vote that you go to jail. You go to democracy jail.

Speaker 1:

I don't like that idea. I mean, I am generally speaking in favor of Okay, that's a little fashy, but you know we gotta put them in the didn't vote wing of the camp being nice is not working for some people.

Speaker 1:

I'm in favor of mandatory opt-out voting right, so it's required for you to either vote or declare that you're not going to vote for the election and not like okay, not like where you're going to like go to jail if you don't comply just in like a government incentive to make sure as many americans as possible vote, and I think if that happened like it would, it would obviously change the complexion but if you say you are and you don't, then you go to jail no not jesus christ.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, if you haven't voted yet, tuesday you want people to show up and just have. They have to register and write no, yeah tuesday is the day unless you know, perhaps you're a Trump supporter. You can follow his advice and show up to vote for him on January 5th yeah, it's a beautiful day.

Speaker 1:

It's a beautiful day. So of course the week before the days before the election, all the cards on the table, every candidate is out here doing. Well, one of the two candidates is out here giving it there. All the other one is giving blowjobs to microphones. But we'll get to that in just a moment. So Saturday early afternoon we got a notice that Kamala Harris's flight from North Carolina was, believe, was being diverted to New York. Everyone got the bright idea that she'd be showing up for the final taping of Saturday Night Live before the election, and that's what happened.

Speaker 4:

And that's exactly what happened.

Speaker 1:

And I'm sure she had some choice words for Chapel Roan backstage. But here's a moment, a short clip of Kamala Harris that was floating around on TikTok. Thanks to the campaign.

Speaker 5:

I am Drew, I am Danny and we are not the same person.

Speaker 4:

I thought that was so cute.

Speaker 1:

It was adorable. Hey, whatever you think about Kamala Harris, you cannot say that she is not likable. I know that a lot of that was floating around 2016. In regards to Hillary Clinton, hey, you, whatever you think about kamala harris, you cannot say that she is not likable. I know that a lot of that was floating around 2016. Uh, in regards to hillary clinton, you, you cannot have. However you feel about hillary clinton, rightfully or wrongfully, so can't say that about kamala harris.

Speaker 2:

I mean, and I don't want to focus on her, like her affect and appearance, but yeah, I was watching her on snl and she's just so likable, she's so pretty, she's just such an infectious smile. I know that's not what to focus on, but I kept focusing on how much they really did look alike, though yeah, that was the other thing I was like I was like damn it's like are they?

Speaker 1:

are they sisters?

Speaker 2:

fun like how could you be mad? How could you hear and see her and be mad? I?

Speaker 1:

just know she's. She's got like the perfect combination of the bill the ability to be like warm and fun and quirky, but also like stern, like yeah, you know most black moms. She got black mom energy, but she also got, you know, know, black cuz energy.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, I definitely.

Speaker 1:

She could be cuzzo. I get that vibe or Big Mama at the same time. It's incredible. But yeah, she killed her Saturday Night Live performance. They did the thing with, like the mirror, where the two of them are looking at each other and conversing back and forth. And Magga was mad. They're like, oh, you ripped that off man Saturday Night Live. And manga was mad. They're like, oh, you ripped that off man saturday night, saturday night lives. They've been doing that shit for 20 years. It's like absolutely nothing new. Um, yeah, but uh, just kudos dance with singing chickens.

Speaker 1:

Okay, it was not the same, not the same I I appreciate um the harris campaign deciding they're going to take every possible conventional route to try, and you know, drum up support for the election, but also taking every possible unconventional route perhaps like having glorilla shake her ass at the common harris rally, which I personally just find extraordinarily entertaining.

Speaker 1:

I don't particularly care about Glorilla or her ass, but her music is interesting. But yes, that's like striking, like taking every possible angle to try and get as much support as possible. That's what the Kamala Harris campaign is up to. Campaign is up to uh. Meanwhile we've got donald trump out here taking, well, just the the least plausible possible angle for a presidential candidate in the week before election that anyone has ever seen.

Speaker 5:

I had a girl that so that's geez.

Speaker 2:

I thought that he was just making weird hand gestures. Okay, he was really going down on that microphone.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he was that was donald trump performing fellatio on a microphone on stage at a campaign rally a week before the presidential election so manly yeah, it's.

Speaker 2:

I thought it was pretty funny.

Speaker 1:

So over the course of what the past couple of weeks here, kamala Harris tricked Trump into pretending to work at McDonald's, you know. Joe Biden got him to. You know, pretend to be a garbage man, and Bill Clinton got Trump to pretend to give a blowjob. It's an incredible tournament.

Speaker 4:

That man is. There's nothing right about him, Nothing.

Speaker 2:

But how's he going to be so fucking obscene? Is that not a family event? I wouldn't. Yes.

Speaker 4:

But, he also says that he said he was going to go and smack around the mic people and the sound people.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, I guess, if you're a mag of family.

Speaker 4:

It fits in with their family values. Just sucks.

Speaker 2:

Like if you, if he wins, you have to tell your kids like no, you can't watch the president oh how how the mic issues ended with him filleting the microphone.

Speaker 1:

I don't understand Like it makes no sense to me. I'm sure someone has a reasonable explanation.

Speaker 2:

Whose mic do you have to suck around here to get through?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but clearly Trump sucked his way to the top of Republican politics, as he demonstrated there, there, and you know any of our podcast listeners out there uh, if you believe that you have better form than he does, by all means um, you know, post pics of that on on my uh twitter page at black knight tink. No, I'm kidding, don't actually do that no, dm them no, I don't. I don't want my dms filled with dick of any sort, whether it's being sucked or not.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I thought it was just going to be a bunch of weird pictures of people like he's been really obsessed with dicks lately.

Speaker 1:

I mean, yeah, you would think we got enough dick out of Trump's mouth with you think he's really worried about prison? Palmer, we'll get to that.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, I thought I thought we were going to get enough dig out of trump's mouth with the arnold palmer comments. But yeah, here we go. Well, he's been. I think he's obsessed with a lot of homoerotic shit, because then he went on some tangent about like wrestlers wrestling migrants or something I don't know he it was, so it was so bizarre about how strong strapping young wrestlers and that they can take on the migrants.

Speaker 1:

Well, Andy was talking about like he played football in high school but didn't like being at the bottom of the pile of men or something like that. And JD Vance was out there last week making, you know, statements about how adamant he was that he isn't gay. It's a bunch of homoerotic shit over there they're gonna get the normal gay guy vote it's funny whatever that fucking means all right, so I so.

Speaker 1:

Okay, our podcast, the, the company that hosts our podcast and sends out the feed to all the various, um, you know, service providers like you know, apple, spotify or whatever. So they held a meet up here in nashville, uh, the week of my birthday, and I went out there, you know, show my face, say hi to the guys, hang out, meet some other podcasters. And you know one of the things, uh, we were talking about. Well, you know, obviously everyone asks each other what their podcast is about. I'm like, oh well, ours is about politics and well, as you can imagine, we've been talking a lot more about dick here lately than we ever imagined we would.

Speaker 4:

But freak offs.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's a lot going on microphones well, with that, the microphone thing hadn't happened yet and I I was like, well, that is unfortunately the times that we're living in. But you know, fingers crossed, hopefully, at this point we're done with with with dicks. I was like it appears as though you know, the end of the dick era in politics has passed. Boy, was I wrong. Boy was I wrong. Thanks, Thanks, Trump.

Speaker 4:

We appreciate you for all that you do, you for all that, keeps on giving.

Speaker 1:

I mean jesus christ man, I I'm so a dick talking about dicks, that's, that's why, like his own dick.

Speaker 1:

He could have kept it short but, and again, speaking of dicks, we also had revelations, thanks to Michael Wolff, finally revealing, after years of sitting on tapes of himself interviewing Jeffrey Epstein, where Epstein was making numerous comments about his over familiarity with Trump and how they were the closest friends. And well, this particular clip is quite the whopper over familiarity with Trump and how they were the closest friends and well, this, this particular clip, is quite the whopper. It is absolutely absurd so how do you?

Speaker 6:

notice. So I need that, I need the, I need the um the dump. Just give me the dump. It's fun and you probably know he had a scout reduction Because he had the same mail pad in the moment that we all have. He had a scout, we had his scalpel. Oh, donald's office, as you know, he made that. He used to be on the phone with us and speak to the office. I also found it funny. I was sitting there listening to the guys from the post office and Donald would say you know he's a great guy.

Speaker 6:

You know I love working with him and I sit there there. This is just amazing. And he said tell me what it's like, what's up? He said you like having sex with your wife? How often, often can you have sex with her? Seriously, how often can you have sex with her? We don't want to be drunk. We can unite and go upstairs. Or tomorrow, come over, there's this girl's coming in from Los Angeles, part of the Hawaiian Tropic, so kind of orange. So come over to your car. You're gonna have a great time. I promise you, michael, you know it's just me and you. You're gonna have a great time.

Speaker 6:

Be up here at 3 o'clock with the ghost guys. The whole time Victoria's been on the phone with him. He's sending it out, he he's saving it up Because he wants a f***ing story. So he has. You want Because it's a boy conversation. You don't have to say yes to the question. He has a very you know you know speech. You know how would you like to do it. Come on, you must have had a better f***ing life, right? Yes, you did Tell me about it and the lights on the speakers are listening. You know, I think you're really hot. I think you're a guy. Michael is like the end of the world, the best guy on the earth, the world's best man. But you're wrong. Just listen to who next person gets and you'll know who the new world is to set you up.

Speaker 1:

So two things there, First of all.

Speaker 2:

Best friends, hardly know the guy.

Speaker 1:

Three things there. So, first of all, we'll get the funniest one out of the way that Jeffrey Epstein is clearly aware of Trump's scout production because he was going bald. It's just fucking amazing that's. That's like a plus comedy, like you can't make that shit up so too.

Speaker 1:

Obviously, as you pointed out there, carol, obviously, as you pointed out there, carol, it's extraordinarily weird that republicans have this seeming years-long obsession with jeffrey epstein, specifically connecting him to other politicians, yet their mega superstar, donald trump, himself, uh is apparently, was apparently jeffrey epstein's best friend. They were like buds, they were just two peas in a pod, you couldn't separate them. And then, in their number of other tapes here, just you know, showing how Epstein had like a very clear awareness of things that were going on behind the scenes and you know, the Trump organization, and specifically Trump's time in the white house, would suggest that them two was super close. Because I don't understand, like you know he was aware of, like the interactions between, like the the, the top of the trump campaign and people in the trump white house, and like their interactions, and how all of that uh plays out and works. Like, uh you know, the infighting behind the scenes and how trump would pit people against each other, like, you know, jared and bannon, and, um, that one hoe, uh, that we refuse to speak of, who showed her child's titties on the internet.

Speaker 1:

Um, that one, so he, he was overly familiar with that. But just, and then it gets even grosser from there, as you heard epstein laying out like this plot by trump to like, fuck his friends wives. He'd invite them up to the office with their wives on the phone, uh, in order to, like you know, present women who were, you know, parts of his, um, you know maybe beauty pageants, yeah, models and and pageant contestants or whatnot, with the wives on the various honeypots for this purpose of cucking his friend's wives.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's the. It's the friends, sorry.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cucking his friends, I'm not, I'm not so familiar with the terminology. It is. It is the yeah You're not familiar with the terminology it is.

Speaker 1:

You're not familiar with the cuck lifestyle. You got to meet more Republicans. So yeah, just the worst form of dirty macking I've ever seen in the history of dirty macks, like calling your boy's girl up on the phone and then having to, you know, trying to toss girls the dude so you can go bang.

Speaker 4:

I mean it's just well, I know one quote-unquote friend's wife. He's never fucked, and that would be heidi cruz.

Speaker 2:

So there you go or he said no to, or she said no to him, and then he started calling her ugly then he started calling her bad name you know what?

Speaker 4:

that makes a lot of sense because that was real random for him to just kind of go after her like that out of nowhere, just taking shots at heidi crew.

Speaker 2:

I don't think I mean it's weird he was running against trump at the time, right I yeah.

Speaker 1:

Well, I don't want to say anything about trump's taste in women, because I find the way that he discusses his own taste in women disgusting, uh. But I don't think heidi cruz is his type either, but I mean, that's, that's neither here nor I don't think think some, like being his type, has ever stopped him from, you know, assaulting someone or making an event. I think he would have done it just on.

Speaker 4:

GP so maybe Heidi did turn him down he probably in his mind was like this bitch is ugly, I can bag her, and then she turned him down. He's like the fuck.

Speaker 1:

So maybe, I mean, and maybe that was his beef of mourning Joe and Mika, I don't know. Maybe he was trying to fuck on Joe's wife and Mika was like nah, and then that's why he made fun of her having plastic surgery.

Speaker 4:

And when she showed up, my favorite part of the Epstein revelations was him calling Trump stupid. That was. I loved that.

Speaker 2:

And I liked hearing him refer to Trump as morally like no moral compass and the worst person at a file of sex traffickers says that you have no moral compass.

Speaker 4:

You are bad.

Speaker 1:

The worst person on planet Earth is looking at you like dog. What is wrong with you?

Speaker 2:

it's not great he's like at least I know what I'm doing is wrong. I don't care, but I know it's wrong and he was.

Speaker 1:

You don't even know well, and he was also talking about you know. So not just calling trump stupid per se, but talking about his inability to comprehend anything outside of manipulating people and or real estate. But he was like the real estate thing is so ironic because he can't even look at like a balance sheet, which is just as bananas Like I, just not being able to look at like simple dollar figures and make sense of them. When you run in quote, quote, unquote real estate empire. It's just absolutely absurd. But yeah, you know this information breaking days before the election. It should have been like the October surprise to end all presidential campaigns. Yet another thing that just doesn't fucking matter. I don't understand how this works. If it was anyone else, it would be front page news on every major net. Will you know every major outlet and network? It'd be non-stop 24 7 epstein tapes drop but no one cares.

Speaker 1:

And this is a week after we got news that you know epstein brought a girl to trump and trump sexually assaulted her. No one cares. I don't know how to make the world care about this. It's it's weird that we live in a world supposedly obsessed with jeffrey epstein, but then everyone puts blinders on when it's specifically trump and epstein. I don't know how it's possible. I mean again, I've noted this over and over how is it possible we have a picture of trump, uh, with eric and ivanka in their young age hanging out with him and jeffrey epstein, and no one cares?

Speaker 1:

it seems implausible like some 76 pictures of him and epstein there are so many videos and videos yeah, it's just, it's an impossible number, and yet it just constantly gets glossed over. And now we have tapes of epstein himself describing in very accurate detail their relationship.

Speaker 4:

And Trump is campaigning on his plane, Like this motherfucker has just I don't even know what to call it.

Speaker 2:

Who is not an escort spy? On the.

Speaker 5:

Lolita. Express for the first time. How is it possible?

Speaker 2:

He mentioned that Trump banged his wife the first time on the Lolita Express.

Speaker 1:

That seems like an impossible story for the media to ignore, but that Trump had never had sexual intercourse. I mean, obviously we don't know about the veracity of this story in particular, but the fact that epstein is making the claim that he had never had sex with melania before, until he was on jeffrey epstein's flight, it seems like the bombshell of all. But, like you know, we impeach bill, not we. But like you know, bill clinton was impeached over a fucking blow job, a consenting blow job from an adult, and and trump is out here, you know, banging whores no offense to melania, or whores for that matter, on jeffrey epstein sex trafficking plane. No one cares. How is that? I just I don't understand. I don't.

Speaker 2:

I don't understand the media environment we live in also like do we have the first trafficked first lady?

Speaker 1:

I don't think she was being trafficked honey. I think she was speaking of honey. I think she, like you said she was a honeypot, right, she was a plant. And you know again, just a young model from you know, a foreign, a former russia aligned country, uh, you know, and they, they snuck one past us and of course people like trump fall for that kind of shit, although I did meet this one russian girl one time I had I had it in the back of my hand I was like huh, I wonder if the russians sent this girl. Um, anyway, so I I did not sleep with her on a plane for you.

Speaker 2:

They sent her for you?

Speaker 1:

no, I was just, it was I was like I was um no, but I. I neither had sex with her on jeffrey epstein's plane, nor did I have sex with her at all. Just in case you were wondering. I don't know why anyone would care well, good then.

Speaker 4:

It's good to know you're not compromised.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they're going to have to pull a better one than that if they want to get me.

Speaker 1:

But, of course, moving on from the biggest scandal possibly in presidential campaign history, which no one cares about, it was the media did decide to cover or spend an extraordinary amount of time, an inordinate amount of time, covering, uh, president biden's remarks about the campaign rally, the nazi rally in new york, where one of trump's favorite comedians that he no longer knows after he made this joke, uh, where he was calling puerto rico a floating island of garbage. Well, president Biden referred to those comments as garbage and there was a media firestorm about whether or not President Biden was referring to Trump supporters as garbage. Regardless of whether he actually said that or not, trump supporters are garbage. I mean, I think that's fairly obvious. And then, considering the fact that the Trump campaign and even Trump himself has spent years attacking immigrants and gay people and trans people and black people and Democratic supporters and the media, you know we've got the. You know let's go, brandon slash, fuck Joe Biden. Chants and signs everywhere, but the second that President Biden says fuck you back Somehow. It's a massive scandal.

Speaker 4:

I know, yeah, Fuck you. I didn't know that fuck you too was a snowflake melter, but apparently apparently it is Well.

Speaker 1:

the Republican Party was irate about possibly being called garbage, no matter what.

Speaker 2:

How dare you engage in the behavior that we use constantly?

Speaker 1:

All right Non-stop. It caused quite the outrage on the right, and here we have a clip of Charlie Kirk. Well, just it's. It's something I'll tell you that.

Speaker 5:

Where the current president of the United States thinks that you're a bunch of garbage. Well, look around, Mr President, because there's a lot of garbage here tonight.

Speaker 1:

You're garbage and you're garbage, you're garbage, you're garbage All of us Trump supporters, yeah, yeah, it's funny, we've got them calling themselves garbage see, that's not.

Speaker 2:

You didn't own us okay, well.

Speaker 1:

And then after that I was like, well, damn, I wish biden had called them pieces of shit well, I mean, they did wear diapers, so they did that diaper don thing that was. That was a thing for a while. They've gone from diapers to dressing up as garbage on Halloween, and even you know Trump pretending to be a garbage man later on in the week after those.

Speaker 4:

And then everybody just started wearing those garbage man vests. You just saw him everywhere, People at his rally. Hulk Hogan like everybody, it's like. Then did you see Vivek Ramaswamy helping the garbage guy? Yeah, garbage in the truck and then riding around on the back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he worked like half a shift as a garbage man. These people are so goddamn weird. It's so strange, but it doesn't get any weirder than this right here. You're not going to believe it.

Speaker 6:

And today in Wisconsin. Take a look at that. You're not going to believe it. And today in Wisconsin. Take a look at that. This may go down as an iconic epic moment that we will remember for a long time. Donald Trump.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, john had it. He almost bust his ass. John had it. He was right about that. It will go down as an iconic moment where Trump, if he loses the election, that clip will go quintuple platinum of Trump pretending to be a guardsman and losing his balance and almost busting his ass simply trying to get into a truck. Now, the media spent, you know, numerous months talking about Biden's potential failing mental acuity. They spent, you know, weeks and weeks talking about Hillary Clinton's health in 2016. Donald Trump appears to be physically and mentally failing. No one cares Again. That's why we're here to share with you the information that the mainstream media really won't.

Speaker 2:

Oh, right, I forgot about that. Like Hillary Clinton having like an occasional, like facial twitch and people are like she's having an aneurysm or like they're hiding from us Hillary's stroke.

Speaker 4:

is she physically able to be president?

Speaker 1:

yeah, she's out doing three campaign rallies a day for like two weeks, and then she fainted that one time when they're, like Hillary Clinton, secretly dying or dead. No, that was Joe Biden. Like the week that everything shut down for the pandemic.

Speaker 2:

Show us the body, everything shut down for the pandemic. Show us the body.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, everything shut down for the pandemic and Biden was at home setting up some kind of like the broadcast system in his basement and everyone was proclaiming Joe Biden to be dead. But yet here we have all of this evidence of Trump's mental and physical decline. No one cares, no one covers covers it. It's extraordinarily frustrating. But again, uh, you know, I, I don't expect the mainstream media to actually do their jobs and that's why we exist. Uh. But uh, tucker carlson, rather charlie kirk, I, I don't get them confused. It's just like there's so many maggot morons and it's hard to keep what with when which one is which. But um, charlie Kirk wasn't the only one upset with being potentially referred to as garbage Brett Favre, former quarterback of the green Bay Packers and the New York Jets and the Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 2:

I'll show my penis to whoever I want Favre had some comments about that. I can assure you, we're not garbage.

Speaker 4:

And that is an absolute. That's the guy who stole millions from kids on welfare?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he stole, allegedly stole millions of dollars from fun dedicated to, you know, social benefit. Poor people, yeah, poor people, and I mean I don't like just yes, underprivileged people in mississippi stole them, basically embezzled the money for a stadium, for just his daughter at a college and this is the guy who also famously, when he was in new york, sent pictures of his dick to a female reporter, uh proclaiming weird looking.

Speaker 2:

I remember seeing the picture all right well, thanks for looking for us I wasn't

Speaker 4:

gonna yeah, it's a hard pass yeah or a soft pass?

Speaker 1:

I don't really.

Speaker 2:

I don't know what it looked like Back then. I guess I was more curious. It had like a weird flat head. Maybe it was just a bad angle. Men are very bad at it Like a hammer, like a flat little helmet. It's very flat.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what politics has done over the course of the past year, but we spend entirely too much time talking about talking about penises.

Speaker 2:

This is nothing. This was not a political thing at the time. It wasn't, it was just, I think I was just like twenty three, and people are like see how we just serve right back to dicks.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

We can't get away from dick.

Speaker 2:

Sorry, no, I didn't. Yes, I did.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, brett Favre is just not. Not only is he a trash person I mean, he wasn't a trash football player, but I just I didn't enjoy he's. It's extraordinarily weird that green bay has had a string of quarterbacks out here on some weird political shit, and that includes Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 4:

Maybe is it the cheese.

Speaker 1:

There's something in the cheese Ty. Maybe, Did somebody say cheese. Wisconsin, Green Bay.

Speaker 4:

I've got some Gouda in the fridge Gouda slices or little Gouda packs I got from Costco.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I'm a nimbus, but we should continue with the thing well, it's just.

Speaker 1:

it's weird that, like the worst people you know in every single avenue of life end up becoming Trump supporters and they're complaining about the fact that they're being called garbage and they're while they also continue to prove us right, but the garbage, the garbage continues with the Trumpers and the Trump campaign, and here's a clip of Trump calling America a garbage can.

Speaker 5:

It's like I said this. The press gave me a hard time on this one. They said it was very just. I don't think it's just.

Speaker 1:

It's like we're a giant garbage can so, uh, there you go the hypocrisy that they don't care when they're calling other people, or even america itself, garbage. But yet, uh, when someone turns the the rhetoric back on them, they cry, cry like bitches. They cannot help themselves.

Speaker 4:

If the American people got as upset about Trump calling us garbage as the Boricuas did when they were called garbage man, we wouldn't even be here.

Speaker 1:

Kamala Harris, 50 states. We'd be calling it now election over yeah but it speaking of trump making uh just comments detrimental uh to his character in terms of attacking other people with choice words. Here's a clip of well, just a super clip of trump saying multiple horrible things.

Speaker 3:

I want to play this because I think it's very instructive what you're talking about. Ok, Joe Biden said what he said, but this is Donald Trump all along.

Speaker 5:

My response to Joe and Kamala is very simple you can't lead America if you don't love Americans. You just go. And you can't be president if you hate the American people and there's a lot of hatred. It's the people that surround her. They're scum. They're scum and they want to take down our country. They are absolute garbage. Any Jewish person that votes for her especially now her or the Democrat Party should have their head examined. It's the enemy from within all the scum that we have to deal with that hate our country. That's a bigger enemy than China and Russia. Any African-American or Hispanic and you know how well I'm doing there that votes for Kamala. You got to have your head examined because they are really screwing you.

Speaker 3:

This is the reality of the race that we are in. It's not in a vacuum. And trump is is.

Speaker 1:

He's just not the poster child for respecting people on the other side of the aisle there you go yeah, nice and eight trash supporters always trash near opponents, trashing the country, and they're outraged about the fact that we think that they're trash.

Speaker 4:

Did you see Doug Burgum with Kirsten Welker on Meet the Press and he was, like you know, calling half of the American people garbage. Joe Biden, that's just. It just shows the disrespect they have for the American people. And then Kristen Welker is like roll the tape, and then it was Trump and then he goes. You know that's politics.

Speaker 4:

And then he says some shit about. Then he was like I don't think the American people really care, that's just, that's just politics. And then he says, says we should talk about ukraine yeah, she cooked him I.

Speaker 1:

I'm not a fan of kristen welker, like I didn't believe it was possible for chuck todd to leave in msnbc replacing someone. That could make me miss chuck todd, but they did so with kristen welker she just has no pushback none.

Speaker 1:

Well, no, it's not that she doesn't have pushback. Generally speaking, she is a pro. She's soft-selling trump of the trump campaign in large part, but in that one instance she actually did her job and she cooked doug bergham and it was nothing he could say he was he was like I want to talk about Gaza.

Speaker 4:

like he went on the, he put on a whole other and she's just sitting there. But I do like how now you know MSM, they're showing clips to counter, so it's like it's, I feel like a lot of them are doing the. Ok, I'm not going to push back, but we're going to let this clip do it, and then they sit and let them change the subject and they don't say anything else about it. But I do like that they're actually showing the clip so people can see the hypocrisy. Yeah, I'll take what I can get, I guess right now from MSM hypocrisy.

Speaker 1:

I'll take what I can get, I guess, right now, from MSM. Yeah, fair enough, they're definitely not going to go out of their way to attack the Trump campaign or Trump himself, but at the very least, when they do occasionally show the actual words that come out of Trump's mouth, it is effective. And that's largely because the idea that Republicans are trying to hold Kamala Harris accountable for something that Biden said, even though he didn't say it is bananas, when they won't even hold Trump accountable for the things that actually come out of his mouth.

Speaker 4:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but yeah, you know, there you go. We're days from election and you've got multiple clips of, you know, one of the candidates saying horrific things about the other side of the aisle, the media, the country and what are the election prospects, making extraordinarily detrimental comments to himself and vicious comments about his political opponents. Well, here's Trump. Well, just, I don't want to say what he said about Liz Cheney, but you hear it for yourself.

Speaker 5:

Then, you know, go a couple of years forward to go now. And I don't blame him for sticking with his daughter, but his daughter is a very dumb individual, very dumb. She's a radical war hawk. Let's put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her. Okay, let's see how she feels about it.

Speaker 1:

You know when the guns are trained in her face that was Trump saying that he was going to send Liz Cheney off to war, faced with numerous firearms, and see how she that was a firing squad you called that too.

Speaker 2:

It definitely seemed like a firing squad. I know that they that's what they tried to. I don't know who it was on TV.

Speaker 4:

They also forget that just four months ago he was uh posting shit that she should be in front of a military tribunal and that he said that you know, mark milley should be executed for treason.

Speaker 1:

So yeah, that wasn't the first time that wasn't the first time he's floated the idea of having his generals executed. But yeah, again, the context there was sending Liz Cheney off to war, but the undertone there was sending Liz Cheney to the firing squad. Trump also had an extraordinarily weird comment about Liz Cheney post, fact that will play for you right now.

Speaker 5:

Then you know, go a couple of years forward or go now. And I don't blame him for sticking with his daughter, but his daughter is a very dumb individual, Very dumb.

Speaker 1:

She's a radical war hawk and that was the wrong clip.

Speaker 4:

But I'm like what did I?

Speaker 1:

miss.

Speaker 5:

Here we are. People never even heard of Wishing Attacks. A big, big tough guy, you know she's a big tough one. She's a tough one. But if you gave Liz Cheney a gun and put her into battle, facing the other side with guns pointing at her, she wouldn't have the courage or the strength or the stamina to even look the enemy in the eye. She would have. She sits back and Washington oh, we ought to go and attack Iran, iraq. We're going to attack everybody. That's why I broke up with her. All she wanted to do is go to war with them.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's why I broke up with her. All she wanted to do is go to war with everyone. Yeah, so it's really like broke up with Liz. Like what are you implying there? Are you begging Liz Janes? I don't understand. This dude is a fucking weirdo.

Speaker 2:

I think he was making a quote unquote joke about having dated her. Just you know, it may seem funny, but he's also just disrespecting her because he can well, this is the thing, right.

Speaker 1:

So after we've seen the the jeffrey epstein tape, or or listen to the jeffrey epstein tape of proclaiming that trump has a fetish for fucking his friends girls, uh, like I don't like the implication of the joke he's making there. Like it's one thing for you know someone to make a joke like that in in public, but it's another thing if, say, like drake were to do it, when drake is notorious for making it a point to circle back and try and bag his friends girls. Like it's just it it's doubly disgusting. It's probably it's part of the reason why and all these rap beefs he keeps getting destroyed because these dudes was like yo man, don't mention my girl's name, because if you take it down, you're gonna, you're gonna pull out, pull out all the stops. That's why he lost to kendrick lamar.

Speaker 1:

Um, for starters for mentioning his girl. But yeah, just just alluding to the idea that maybe he had some kind of weird relationship. Liz Cheney is gross. It is gross and I just don't want to think about Liz Cheney in any kind of romantic fashion and I don't want to think about Trump in any kind of sexual fashion and I definitely don't want to think about the two of them together.

Speaker 1:

Sorry.

Speaker 2:

That's your biggest problem with it. I just don't want to.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying to avoid the visualization. That's your biggest problem with it. I just don't want to.

Speaker 2:

I'm trying to avoid the visualization. Not that, not the just disrespectful casual throwing out a rumor about a woman colleague, or the the vague threat of sexual violence.

Speaker 1:

No, I mean it's it's all bad, but like we've, we've beaten the death, like the just I don't know just the fact that trump is just in, in all ways possible, a misogynist and and hates women. I think we've like beat that horse into the ground, not that we don't cover it in every opportunity, but also I don't want the visualization. Yeah, just I don't.

Speaker 2:

But speaking of the misogyny, I know we, I know our audience gets it. It's just part of it pisses me off that the media is like actually, no, I guess the media I'm not. It wasn't even me, it was a fucking Republican senator.

Speaker 4:

He's got you know when he was making that comment about her and the firing squad. I have zero doubt that he has mentally pictured that in his mind because that was very, very vivid, trained at her face, like he's obviously never been into war, because that's really not how it goes. You know what I mean. But especially not in the 2000s yeah, but I, I just know I'm like he's, he's, he's fantasized about that a lot and you can tell yeah, you absolutely can't tell.

Speaker 1:

I mean, and I think after you know supposedly getting shot, or at least having bullets fired in his direction, he's been thinking about a lot of other people getting shot in a way that well, obviously he has no empathy. So, even though he's been in the situation, he can't imagine anyone else being in a similar situation, unless it's to punish his adversaries, which just well, it's just that he doesn't care about what anyone else feels.

Speaker 2:

It's not that he couldn't imagine it, he just doesn't care yeah, well, you know no empathy

Speaker 1:

whatsoever in his regard. But uh, speaking of trump fantasizing uh about violence directed at his adversaries, trump also made comments directed toward the media in general, where he also presumptively seemed to be imagining placing them in front of a firing squad, which is just like hey man if that's not a wake-up call for the media, I don't know what is like.

Speaker 1:

They're not going to cover all these stories detrimental to trump, because obviously they want him in the white house for four years so they can have four more years of clicks as the industry is dying it's gonna be hard to do that from their pogrom yeah, like, yeah, good luck covering the trump administration when he's got you in front of a firing squad, you're no longer with us.

Speaker 1:

But you know again, man, I I don't understand, like how the media comes to these decisions about what they will and won't cover and what becomes a story and what and what doesn't. It's been endless click worthy scandal surrounding the Trump campaign for months now and it just disappears like a vapor of smoke. They don't stick to anything, they don't cover anything in death. They don't make anything really newsworthy, no matter how just detrimental it could potentially be to the Trump campaign.

Speaker 4:

And probably because it could be detrimental to the Trump campaign, you know why, and probably because it could be detrimental to the Trump campaign. You know why? It's because most of the people in the newsrooms are white and they don't think that anything is going to happen to them. Yeah, I think that plays into it. I think their privilege, their entitlement, and they have this, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

They're from the entertainment industry so they're used to the competition and they're like, I'm going to get the part you know. Oh you're gonna get the part all right the media, the, the state media anchor and chief dick sucker. But here's what I think, though.

Speaker 1:

So their inability to yeah, their inability to cover these trump scandals over the course of the past year, it would immediately flip the second Trump if he happens to win wins the election, because then there would be no danger of him not being president for four years. So then they would spend every second of the day covering every single Trump scandal possible, because you know there'd be no potential damage to their cash cow, like once he wins the election you're not getting them out of the White House. So I think they would spend endless days covering all of this insane shit that he's saying or doing, and I mean, I'm assuming that's a game plan, just it's. I don't even really know. I don't have a word to describe just how disgusting it is, because when he was in office the first time around, they did spend quite a bit of time covering all the Trump insanity, but they never once covered it in such a way as though to present the idea that he wasn't qualified to be president, not the way they did for Biden.

Speaker 4:

After a single debate performance They've never upset for anything, like they never had that kind of smoke to like push it they. They just sensationalized it and they think it's going to be like that this go around, and it's not, because one thing trump doesn't do is forget the people he believes wronged him. Regardless of if he is not calling you out by name, he's got a revenge list, make no mistake about that.

Speaker 1:

And if they think that that's not gonna happen, it I don't know what the fuck they need to take, uh, and we I know we just beat this to death, but the idea that we're comparing the trump campaign to the rise of nazis in germany in 1930s, it it's because there's a direct parallel. This is actually how the nazis came to power. They they won power with a minority of the vote, thanks to votes being siphoned off by a third party, and once they were in power, they immediately began to entrench themselves in power, and the first thing they did wasn't go after their political opponents in terms of the other party. They cleaned house in their own party.

Speaker 1:

First, uh, and then the next thing they did immediately after that, they came for the media. Yep, and I don't understand how the media themselves can't like take, learn from you know the most obvious lessons in history about how they're. Next, they're like on the list of things to do. The second trump gets into office. But again, you know, at least, if trump wins next week and he ends up in the white house in january, uh, the people who are largely responsible for enabling this man over the course of the past decade, they'll be the first to go, and I'll get some satisfaction of that before I'm shipped off while I'm in my pogron, I will relish in the fact that they are also in theirs.

Speaker 4:

That will be one. You know, something I will hold on to on those long yeah, as I'm as I'm starving to death.

Speaker 1:

nothing will give me more satisfaction than watching, you know, all of the hosts at cnn end up in front of a firing squad. It'll be a fantastic experience there, but you know.

Speaker 2:

Oh, we don't really Now. Come on, man. I don't want to see any firing squads, Unless they are tried. I don't know, the courts are bullshit too.

Speaker 1:

Now, though, we're joking Carol, we're not serious, our country is garbage.

Speaker 2:

That's what the ex-president said.

Podcasts we love

Check out these other fine podcasts recommended by us, not an algorithm.